I just couldn’t resist. This seemed amusing. From http://www.ship-of-fools.com/borntwice/pages/054.html:
From Jeff Roberts, 6 July 2008
I’ve never believed in reincarnation, but it’s going to be hard to argue against it now that King Henry VIII clone, Todd Bentley, has taken to the stage in the so-called Florida Revival. Bentley, whose impressive girth rivals that of the infamous king, also sports tatooes and has an unconventional “healing” style: he kicks and punches sick people to make them better and shouts BAM! rather a lot. Maybe he could consider using Henry’s technique of beheading, following it up with raising from the dead?
Do you know any reincarnate ministers? 😀