Monarch Bambam

I just couldn’t resist. This seemed amusing. From http://www.ship-of-fools.com/borntwice/pages/054.html:

From Jeff Roberts, 6 July 2008

I’ve never believed in reincarnation, but it’s going to be hard to argue against it now that King Henry VIII clone, Todd Bentley, has taken to the stage in the so-called Florida Revival. Bentley, whose impressive girth rivals that of the infamous king, also sports tatooes and has an unconventional “healing” style: he kicks and punches sick people to make them better and shouts BAM! rather a lot. Maybe he could consider using Henry’s technique of beheading, following it up with raising from the dead?

Do you know any reincarnate ministers? 😀


10 thoughts on “Monarch Bambam

  1. And he’s only on wife number 2 – destined to lose her head (after giving birth to a potential successor)? 😦

  2. more like a story how Todd Bentley had an outer body experience going back in time, being told King Henry is his new guardian angel for his revival meetings.

    Now he’ll be upgrading his diction to ‘Bang! Bang!’
    With once again, more heads rolling!

  3. Yes – Matthew Ford is a reincarnated rooster. Clucks, crows, struts, pecks, poos all over his congregation, and he’s certainly got the comb.

    Here’s his latest joke-fest.

    One can only hope that one day soon his voice box will explode when he whoops just one too many times.

    Roz

  4. That’s just too damn funny for words. I should mention just in case your wondering who I am, it’s “guess” from Christian City Church Whitehorse the Dirty Facts. Just re-opened the site today.

  5. Thankyou! I thought you lurked on SP02. I’ll put up your site on the side of SP02.

    I was trying to refer to your site a while back but I couldn’t find it on google.

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