Church Signs; who proof reads these things?

It woudl appear that churches need people like me in them. People with their minds in the gutter who can proof read their signs before they get put up!

It looks mighty fine in them jeans!

A bit of a personal question…

Shouting out – Oh God Oh God – probably not praying!

yes – but isn’t masturbation a sin?

Oooh, you naughty boy Jesus – I’m telling the Pastor and you wo;nt be able to work in the childrens church anymore

And that’s gunna hurt! It also follows on quite nicely from Jesus wanting you to bring him “that Ass” and touching you in church

It is much better to give than to recieve…but not in this situation I suspect.

and just so our Muslims contributors don’t feel left out: